Well I don't know what to do with myself
Just don´t know what to do whith myself
Planning everything for two
Doing everything with you
And now that we're through
I just dont know what to do.

- "I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself" (The White Stripes)

So the responce from my long-awaited update has fallen into two distinct categories. The "Colin, your Niece is so freaking cute that I want to puke" and the "Colin, you're a wuss. Stop whining because no one cares" categories. This has been my plan all along. As long as I can divert you guys from enjoying what I have to write, the pressure is off. Some people say to shoot for the stars...I say "Shoot for that cloud over there. You don't want to make it seem like you're a total waste of space by not leaving the ground, but aiming for the stars is too much damn work."

In other news, I went to that Cavs-Suns game last night, and seeing as how it was my first NBA experience, I have this to say...PLEASE START SOON, MAJOR LEAUGE BASEBALL. Dear Lord, how do people watch NBA games? From our seats, we could see the game just fine, but there was ZERO sound from the court. No squeeks of the shoes, no thunderous sounds from big-time dunks, no "swish" of the net...Nothing. When you add that disapointment to the constant barage of terrible Hip-Hop music they played...I felt like driving to NYC and choking David Stern. Or complaining about it on my Blog...Which I have just done. I now feel better.

Valete,
Colin

We are the dateless losers!
Lonely until we die!
So unappreciated!
Why, why, why, why?

- "Dateless Losers" (Reel Big Fish)

Wow, it's been a long time since I've written anything here. To the three or four people who bother to read my ramblings...I'm sorry. To the millions of other people who AREN'T reading this...How 'bout them Cowboys?

So, there's been alot of things in my life since the last time I entered something. For one, I had my 19th Birthday on March 12th, so that's cool. I voted for the first time (I'm now officially the ONLY registered Republican in the Mahoning County. You think I'm joking?) I also conducted a kick-ass interview with a really cool guy from of all places...The Catholic Exponent Newspaper. It really gave me alot of great insight into my beloved field of Journalism (Tony Kornheiser, I'm coming for your job, Slick...) That's really the jist of it, I suppose. I lead quite the exciting life...

I do have a question for my loyal masses (again...All three of you.) What do you do when you care about someone, but can't say let it be known? I mean, what do you do when you'd like to just hold someone, but know it's never going to be a possibility? Do you let it go and look elsewhere? I mean, I suppose there's no reason to bother holding a candle for something that is never to be...Oh well, I guess I'm rambling...Again. Sorry about that.

To apologize for my ramblings, I'll show you guys a picture of my favorite girl in the entire world, my niece, Alexis. If you look closely, you'll see that we're both wearing my world famous "Penis Hat" (Long story...Don't ask.)