Diary of a Stupid Boy *Okay, maybe with slightly less than 100% updates!*

When I'm out in N.Y. boy it's blunts and Phillies,
When I'm out in L.A. boy it's wraps and swishes.
Now Blood walk to this, now Crips walk to this.
Now throw it up, raise it up for that gangster s***.
Now Blood walk to this, now Crips walk to this.
Now throw it up, raise it up for that gangster s***.

- Fiddy -


Super-Deep Confessions and Questions #1

* Do people still use Live Journal?

* How do color-blind people drive? Do they see the colors on a street light? Is it shades of gray for them?

*There was this stretch during third grade where it was really popular for guys and girls at my school to make little wrist and ankle bracelets out of string.

* Remember the old guy from the New Mickey Mouse Club? Is he dead?


"I got Britney Spears first!"

* You know how there are identical truck stops on each side of a turnpike? I've always liked to think that the workers at, say, each side's McDonalds met up in the middle of the road once a month for an all-out brawl for Ex. 245 supremacy.

* Remember when it was kinda queer to wear a bike helmet as a kid?

* What's your favorite Nelly song? I always liked that Must Be The Money song. You know you enjoyed his pop-friendly rhymes and his backwards jerseys. Admit it and be free.

* I write a weekly baseball/softball column for my paper and I haven't covered a baseball or softball game going on two weeks. I like to think no one's noticed.

* Remember Orbitz soda? What were those things floating in it?


"Orbitz: The Drink With Balls."

* What's the white equivalent to the high-top fade?

* Last night, I drank two cups of coffee at 10pm to stay up and then drank two cups of Sleepy Time Extra tea at 1am to go to bed.

* I'll probably do that again tonight.


Cheers,
[Colin]