Diary of a Stupid Boy *Okay, maybe with slightly less than 100% updates!*

Go on little girl, feet twirl, go and make him smile
Go on like the rumbling drums of the march of time
And when the son meets the dad
It'll be pretty bad for the pain
But you'll always be the same
You will always be the same
You will always be the same

- "You Will Always Be The Same" (Ryan Adams)

God, for the life of me...I know I had something I wanted to discuss in this post. I know I did. If I didn't, I wouldn't have opened the "Create New Post" page...I'm not really a "Random Thoughts" Blogger. Not totally my style. Frick...I know I've got something. You know what? Let me go down to dinner first, and I'll get something good. I promise. Here...Just read this untill I'm back:

*Leaves*

Suspect offers police kids club card as ID

The transition to adulthood isn't easy, even for suspected criminals.

Omaha police officers were called to the Bag 'N Save grocery store at 76th and Dodge Streets Friday to investigate a man suspected of shoplifting.

The 19-year-old told police who he was, but soon confessed that he gave a false name.

When the officers asked him for identification, he handed over a Burger King Kids Club Card, a promotional card for children ages 4 to 12 that gives free meals on birthdays.

That wasn't good enough. The man was taken to Central Police Headquarters to be identified through records.

Police learned later that the man's driver's license had been suspended in November. He was arrested on suspicion of giving false information.

*Comes back to PC*

Eh...The selection down at the Eastway Cafe was lacking. If your curious, I decided to go with the Turkey Quesidilla...Eh, wasn't too bad. Could have been better, I kinda missed the chicken ones.

Oh, that's right I remembered what I had to talk about. I've been assigned to cover the Greco-Roman Wrestling team next semester for the Stater. Yea! I'm so excited that you can see the tears of anger streaming down my face...You know, because it's not like I covered the gymnastics team already and made connections with the Sports Information Director who is assigned to the team AND the coaching staff already. No, it's cool, stick me with the wrestling team. I'm sure I won't want to kill myself within 10 minutes of covering my first story...

Itte kimasu,
Colin