Diary of a Stupid Boy *Okay, maybe with slightly less than 100% updates!*

The steps that I retrace
A sad look on your face
The timing and structure
Did you hear he fucked her?
A day late
A buck short
I'm writing the report
I'm losing and failing
When I move, I'm flailing now

- "Dammit" (Blink 182)

I'd like to start off by thanking "Ms. Pink Sweater" who sat infront of me today during my Microeconomics test. If it weren't for you, I'd have had to actually try to answer #1-42 on my test by myself...Much love.

*Pours out some liquor on sidewalk*

Moving on...Today is just one notch above completely putrid, weather-wise. You know the day sucks when you look out through your window, survey the situation, and decide it's not in your best intrests to shower because the rain will take care of things for you. So, now I kinda smell, but I did get an extra 20 minutes of sleep out of the deal, so rock on.

I'm a big fan of Fark.com. I don't know if you guys have ever been there, but what they do is put up a daily collection of news stories that are kind of weird or important for some geeky, nerdy, reason. This...This one is special. It's possibly the strangest reason I've ever heard for someone to get arrested.

A Virginia man who admitted Monday to coating his motel room with the contents of 14 jars of petroleum jelly in May will have to pay $3,886 for damages to the motel.

Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean, was sentenced by Broome County Judge Patrick H. Mathews Monday to three years of probation. Chamberlain pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief. He'll serve his probation in Virginia, the judge said.

Chamberlain, dressed in a blue button-down shirt and navy blue dress pants, declined comment after his sentencing.

Chamberlain was charged May 10 after he coated every object in a Motel 6 room in the Town of Chenango with petroleum jelly, Broome County sheriff's deputies said.

He didn't have much of the goo -- typically used as diaper rash ointment or as a balm for chapped lips -- in his possession when he was booked in at the county jail, a correction officer said.

"He looked normal," booking officer Anthony Rando said. "He didn't look slippery," Rando said, but he carried the smell of petroleum jelly with him into the jail.

Rando said Chamberlain also was quiet and cooperative during his stint at the jail.

Mathews didn't ask Chamberlain on Monday why he coated his room with petroleum jelly, and Chamberlain didn't offer any explanation. Chamberlain will have to pay $3,886 in restitution, the judge said.

Chamberlain was taken into custody by sheriff's deputies at the Econo Lodge on Upper Front Street in the Town of Chenango, where he was registered.

Chamberlain was initially charged with felony-level criminal mischief. The charge was reduced as part of his guilty plea.

That is "Rock Star Crazy" right there...Kudos to you, Mr. Chamberlain.

Gehen durch mich,
Colin