"Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios."

- Family Guy -

So, I've got this annoying habit of purposely exposing just how incredibly much free-time I have on my hands. Well, since it's been awhile since I've made an idiot of myself on this blog, I've decided to share with you my latest observation.

My hair. It's poofy.

I can't help it, really. I'm pretty much all Irish, and with that comes a few traits that are, well, un-avoidable:

- I have approximately 34,000 first-cousins.
- The ability to tan is lost upon me.
- Potatoes. Serve 'em up.
- I suck at Basketball.
- I have a natural talent for curse words.
- Many of my female relatives are named Mary, Catherine, or Elizabeth, and one of them is named Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
- I think food tastes better boiled, for some reason.
- I've never vomited after drinking. To do so would waste alcohol.

...But the one trait that I'd like to discuss today is that I have incredibly wavey hair. I normally can control it, thanks to the relatively colder weather of Northeastern Ohio, but when things get warm...Things get dicey.

To illustrate my point, here is a photo from my recent trip to Disney World:



(On a side-note: No matter who I meet in my life, no one will ever match up to the un-bridled awesomeness of Chip and Dale. They bring it 6 days a week and twice on Sundays.)

Looks alright, eh? Dare I say, "hawt" even? Well, since I don't have any other photos from later on in the day with me at the moment, I'll just perform a little "time-lapse" work on this to illustrate what my main looked like a couple of hours down the road:



Bam. Afro. Or, if you want to get specific, the "McFro." Or the "O'Fro." Either one, really. We Irish kind of use them interchangably.

(Oh, and again...Side-note...I gave myself some cool sideburns. I couldn't help myself. Sorry.)

I'll talk about my experiences at Disney World later on. I'm all tuckered out...It's been a long day. To be perfectly honest, the only reason I posted this was because I always wondered what I'd look like with an afro. It's late...So sue me.

Hasta,
Colin

I'm on my way to new orleans this mornin',
Leaving out of nashville, tennessee,
They're always having a good time down on the bayou,
Lord, them delta women think the world of me.

- The Allman Brothers -

Have you ever...? (The "I've Got No Other Ideas" Edition)

(x) Smoked a cigar
( ) Smoked anything else
( ) Kiss a member of the same sex
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car

(x) Been in love
(x) Been dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
( ) Been in a fist fight

( ) Snuck out of parent's house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Made out with a stranger
( ) Gone on a blind date

(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
(x) Fell in love with someone whose name you couldn't bother to remember
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( ) Seen someone die

( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire

( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Been moshing at a concert
(x) Put your foot through drywall
(x) Taken painkillers

( ) Love someone right now
( ) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Make a snow penis
(x) Memorized "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" lyrics
(x) Flown a kite

(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Been attacked by three cats at once
(x) Sleep in a closet in North Carolina
( ) Sleepwalked
(x) Gone sledding

(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set

( ) Felt an earthquake
(x) Forced someone to refer to you as "Colin Calrissian"
(x) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed
( ) Robbed someone

(x) Thought a girl was hot on Springer who was actually a guy
(x) Laugh at someone deemed less cool than you
(x) Won a contest
(x) Ran a red light
( ) Been suspended from school

(x) Had detention
( ) Been in a car accident
( ) Had braces
(x) Ever legally be able to say you "Ate yourself stupid"
(x) Hated the way you look

(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Make a bad joke only you laughed at
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes

( ) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying

(x) Pissed someone off by just looking at them
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Drew on yourself with a Sharpie and spent 3 weeks getting it off
( ) Sung karaoke
( ) Paid for gas with only coins

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Spear-tackled a snowman
(x) Watched "She's All That" 46 times

(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Sent an online birthday card instead of a real one
(x) Pay someone to call you a nickname you think is cool
( ) Own a pair of leather pants
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach

( ) Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true (New Backstreet Boys album!)
(x) Knock yourself unconscious

( ) Get a tattoo
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Screamed "penis" in class
( ) Ate dog food
( ) Be legally able to say you "Got your swerve on"

(x) Sang in the shower
( ) Wore a beater in public
( ) Fucked in a park
( ) Fucked in the bathoom
(x) Had a dream that you married someone

(x) Glued your hand to something
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole
(x) Been that guy they sing about in Emo songs
( ) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Spent $300 on something you never used

( ) Sat on a roof top
( ) Had sex at a church
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours

(x) Stayed up all night
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
( ) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
( ) Had a tree house

(x) Are scared to watch Rob Schneider movies alone
( ) Believe in ghosts
(x) Wore one pair of pants for two weeks
(x) Took your shirt off in class
( ) Gone streaking

(x) Played ding-dong-ditch
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) Broken a bone

(x) Been easily amused
(x) Screamed someone in your class's name out while sleeping in class
( ) Made porn
(x) Caught a fly with your hand
(x) Laughed so hard you cried

(x) Get punched so hard you passed out
( ) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name

(x) Slept naked
(x) Shaved your right arm and it didn't grow back for a year
( ) Gone skinny dipping
( ) Been kicked out of your house
(x) Learn how to be a pro wrestler...Just in-case.

Give me some sugar,
Colin