I'm on my way to new orleans this mornin',
Leaving out of nashville, tennessee,
They're always having a good time down on the bayou,
Lord, them delta women think the world of me.
- The Allman Brothers -
Have you ever...? (The "I've Got No Other Ideas" Edition)
(x) Smoked a cigar
( ) Smoked anything else
( ) Kiss a member of the same sex
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(x) Been in love
(x) Been dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been fired
( ) Been in a fist fight
( ) Snuck out of parent's house
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Made out with a stranger
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
(x) Fell in love with someone whose name you couldn't bother to remember
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
( ) Been moshing at a concert
(x) Put your foot through drywall
(x) Taken painkillers
( ) Love someone right now
( ) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Make a snow penis
(x) Memorized "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" lyrics
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Been attacked by three cats at once
(x) Sleep in a closet in North Carolina
( ) Sleepwalked
(x) Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) Felt an earthquake
(x) Forced someone to refer to you as "Colin Calrissian"
(x) Been tickled
( ) Been robbed
( ) Robbed someone
(x) Thought a girl was hot on Springer who was actually a guy
(x) Laugh at someone deemed less cool than you
(x) Won a contest
(x) Ran a red light
( ) Been suspended from school
(x) Had detention
( ) Been in a car accident
( ) Had braces
(x) Ever legally be able to say you "Ate yourself stupid"
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Make a bad joke only you laughed at
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
( ) Squished barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Pissed someone off by just looking at them
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Drew on yourself with a Sharpie and spent 3 weeks getting it off
( ) Sung karaoke
( ) Paid for gas with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Spear-tackled a snowman
(x) Watched "She's All That" 46 times
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Sent an online birthday card instead of a real one
(x) Pay someone to call you a nickname you think is cool
( ) Own a pair of leather pants
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) Gone rollerskating/blading
(x) Had a wish come true (New Backstreet Boys album!)
(x) Knock yourself unconscious
( ) Get a tattoo
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Screamed "penis" in class
( ) Ate dog food
( ) Be legally able to say you "Got your swerve on"
(x) Sang in the shower
( ) Wore a beater in public
( ) Fucked in a park
( ) Fucked in the bathoom
(x) Had a dream that you married someone
(x) Glued your hand to something
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole
(x) Been that guy they sing about in Emo songs
( ) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Spent $300 on something you never used
( ) Sat on a roof top
( ) Had sex at a church
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) Done a one-handed cartwheel
( ) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
( ) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
( ) Had a tree house
(x) Are scared to watch Rob Schneider movies alone
( ) Believe in ghosts
(x) Wore one pair of pants for two weeks
(x) Took your shirt off in class
( ) Gone streaking
(x) Played ding-dong-ditch
(x) Played chicken
(x) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) Broken a bone
(x) Been easily amused
(x) Screamed someone in your class's name out while sleeping in class
( ) Made porn
(x) Caught a fly with your hand
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Get punched so hard you passed out
( ) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name
(x) Slept naked
(x) Shaved your right arm and it didn't grow back for a year
( ) Gone skinny dipping
( ) Been kicked out of your house
(x) Learn how to be a pro wrestler...Just in-case.
Give me some sugar,
Colin
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