Sunday, October 24, 2004

Turk: What's up with these rocks!?
J.D.: HAH! You've been graveled!
Turk: "Graveled"??
J.D.: Yeah, it's a game I made up this morning when I had rocks in my shoes.
Turk: [thinks] I like it.
J.D.: Better than Play-Doh Pants?
Turk: Play-Doh Pants became all about the money.
J.D.: Wise!

- Scrubs

Things I did since my last post:

- I got my first article in the school paper published.
- I spray-painted my hair blonde, but it ended up being green.
- I met a kid who looked like Captain Jack Sparrow.
- I got really drunk on Halloween.
- I lost my voice during the Notre Dame/Tennessee football game.
- I bought a black spiked "punk" belt.
- I learned how to play the opening to "Enter Sandman" on my acoustic.
- I helped someone I really like with relationship advice not concerning me.
- I watched Mortal Kombat: The Movie for the 26th time.
- I got a B on a test for a class I hadn't attended in 12 weeks.
- I bought a sweet-looking Fender Guitar shirt with a firebird on the chest.
- I got a lot of compromising pictures of me on Halloween developed.
- I bought a pair of Aviator Glasses (Finally!)
- I got assigned an article I have no interest in doing.
- I was told by my professor that his daughter needs a new boyfriend.
- I became obcessed with Ryan Adams (No, not Brian. Ryan doesn't suck.)
- I dropped my cell phone onto cement on 7 different occasions.
- I bought a gigantic plastic jug of crappy Vodka out of boredom.
- I stared at a wall for two hours. A new personal record.
- I discovered that I sick my thumb when I sleep.
- I got a new AOL Screen Name (ColinKSU!)
- I went into Abercrombie & Fitch for the first time.
- I left Abercrombie & Fitch feeling like a loser for the first time.
- I tried to make "The Colin" my new official nick name.
- I failed miserably.
- I watched "Garden State" three times in one day.
- I still couldn't figure out how Bruce Springstein is so beloved.
- I had an El Ranchero Wrap yesterday, and I can still taste it's awesomeness.
- I smoked my first Cuban Cigar. It was heavenly.
- I passed my final math class of my life with a B. Good enough.
- I got to see John Kerry fail in his bid for the Presidency.
- I played a lot of NCAA 2005 Football. A lot.
- I discovered that "alot" is actually spelled "a lot".
- I found out that Chocolate Whey Protein tastes a lot better than Vanilla.
- I kept letting my hair grow out. Won't stop 'till Mulletville!
- I was reminded why Justin Timberlake is my hero.
- I forgot what happened to the front-left hubcap on my car. It's missing.
- I watched Scrubs for the first time in two weeks tonight.
- I was amazed at how hot Julianna Margulies is with straight hair.
- I bowed at the altar of Zack Braff once again. The Hit List grows again.
- I opened my closet and realized everything in it came from Old Navy.
- I discovered how badly Knuckle Pushups hurt when you do them on carpet.
- I made a new buddy who writes for the Stater too. Friends are always good.
- I lost my Groucho Marx glasses, found them again, then lost them again.
- I downed an entire bottle of Chloroseptic.
- I somehow became even whiter in the skin department.
- I discovered I can't grow hair on one side of my face yet.
- I found out that a four-blade razor is bad news for sensitive skin.
- I re-discovered my love of Cinnamon Oatmeal.
- I saw pictures of me doing stuff on Halloween that I don't remember doing.
- I updated my Blog...Finally.

Ziech lue,
Colin

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like your list, only let down when you drank vodka instead of poking professor-progeny