Diary of a Stupid Boy *Okay, maybe with slightly less than 100% updates!*

I remember shots
Without a chaser
Absent minds thoughts
Now you're a stranger
Cover up the scars
Put on your game face
Left you in a bar
To try and save face...

- "Man Overboard" (Blink 182)

So, it's now 3:07 in the monring, and I've spent the better part of the last four hours in my boxers going back and forth between playing my Guitar and writing an article on the Womens' Gymnastics team for the school paper. It's really pathetic...Have you ever seen Bring It On? It's kind of like that scene where Kirsten Dunst walks in on Eliza Dusku's brother "Rocking out" except I suck, I'm nowhere near as good looking of a guy as Jesse Bradford, and people as attractive as Kirsten Dunst are usually shacking it up with some Frat Guy at a place like Kent.

I like to learn some new things every day I'm alive. I think that if you aren't evolving as a person, you'll be left behind. So with that in mind, here is what I've learned today...

1) Blink 182 songs are harder to play than one might think on an acoustic if you're left-handed. In fact, everything is harder to play if you're left-handed. I blame this on my Grandmother. She's the only other person in my family who is left-handed, so I think that's reasonable to place the blame on her.

2) I can't remember why I like Blink 182, but I do. I love them. Pat, I know you're reading this...Sorry. I love Blink 182. I expect a comment or two from you on this matter.

3) Female Gymnists have really strong legs. Seriously. I could never date one because I'm fairly confident that I wouldn't be able to date a girl who could crack things between her thighs. That's just intimidating.

4) No matter how hard I try to fight it, I'm hopelessly addicted to Baked Ruffles. They're reasonably healthy, they're salty, and to quote that adorable little animated baby Ruffles used to use in their add..."They have ridges."

5) Neil Flyn is in Mean Girls. I saw it in the theatre, but I don't remember him being in it. How did I miss that?

6) On the topic...I will marry Lacey Chabert someday. I know she's three years older than me, and I hated "Lost In Space", but that's irrelivant...She's beautiful, funny, and is a brunette. Dream girl, indeed.

...Oh, and Ty Willingham got fired from Notre Dame. Welcome to South Bend, Urban Meyer. Now go out and win my boys a National Title, eh?

Dovizhdane,
Colin